{"id":2055,"date":"2023-12-19T20:13:35","date_gmt":"2023-12-19T20:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wessmongojolley.com\/home\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2023-12-19T20:14:30","modified_gmt":"2023-12-19T20:14:30","slug":"one-iappropriate-analogy-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wessmongojolley.com\/home\/2023\/12\/19\/one-iappropriate-analogy-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"One Inappropriate Analogy Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"2055\" class=\"elementor elementor-2055\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0086c5a e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"0086c5a\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-0654c52 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"0654c52\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">One Inappropriate Analogy Haiku<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-868e25d elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"868e25d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"box-sizing: inherit;\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"645\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n<section style=\"flex-basis: var(--flex-basis); 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